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You Deserve to Sound as Smart as You Are

🕯 Look Sharp. Stay Ghosted. Ghost Grammar.

A grammar tool for government employees who can’t use grammar tools.
Built to pass the IT firewalls using safe, government approved coding languages.

Designed to protect your writing—and your reputation.

✋ You’re expected to write like a professional.

But the tools that help everyone else?
Blocked. Banned. Unavailable.

No Grammarly. No Chrome extensions.
Just you, your inbox, and a blinking cursor that doesn’t care if you had a rough day or learned English as a second language.

So you do what you’ve always done:
You figure it out alone. You rewrite, reword, second-guess.
And you hit send hoping you sound as smart as you actually are.

🔧 That’s why we built Ghost Grammar.

It doesn’t write for you.
It polishes what you already wrote.

You paste your message or report.
It corrects your grammar, tightens your tone, and makes every line clean.
Then your text disappears—instantly. No logs. No storage. No trace.

It’s not AI writing your report.
It’s your voice—sharper, stronger, and ready to be taken seriously.

🔐 Because You Don’t Get Grammarly. You Get Expectations.

You work behind the firewall, where most tools can’t follow.
No plugins. No writing aids. Just you and the pressure to sound perfect.

Ghost Grammar was built for this.
It runs clean. It stays quiet.
And it gives you the kind of polish that no one notices—because it looks like you just know what you’re doing.

🌎 If English isn’t your first language, this is for you too.

You speak well. You work hard. You serve with pride.

Here on the Southwest, many of our government employees learned English later in life. For them, speaking is easy.
But writing? Writing’s never been easy. Especially when the tools that could help are blocked.

Ghost Grammar doesn’t rewrite who you are.
It helps you say what you mean—with no awkward grammar getting in the way.

 

🧭 Because your career depends on how you sound.

You want to be taken seriously. Promoted. Trusted.
That means clear reports. Sharp emails. No errors, no distractions.

This isn’t about sounding fancy.
It’s about sounding like you—at your best.

One polished message at a time.
 

🧑‍💻 Who We Are

Black Alloy Software is a two-man team of current federal employees working on the side to build the tools we wish we had.
We work inside the same firewall. We’ve lived the same frustrations.
So we built what we needed: lightweight, secure apps that make government life just a little bit easier.

No fluff. No capital funding. No board of directors. Just honest tools for serious people.
 

💬 We don’t break the rules. We built inside them.

Ghost Grammar uses clean, reputable code currently trusted by government systems.
No hacks. No tricks. Just smart design that IT sees as safe.
Because the real magic isn’t getting around the rules—it’s playing by them better than they do.

 

📩 Try Ghost Grammar

No install. No downloads. No Extensions. No strings.
Just paste your words. Hit submit.
And walk away with grammar that won’t get you side-eyed by the boss.

 

🫥 Because your voice matters.

And no firewall should ever make you feel small.

You’ve carried the weight of every word.
You’ve rewritten sentences five times just to get them “good enough.”
You’ve stayed late, hit backspace a thousand times, second-guessed every line before hitting send.

That’s not laziness. That’s effort. That’s care.

Because your work matters.
Your words matter.

Make Every Word Count

  • Just Getting Started

    9$
    Every month
    You’re not here for fancy words.
     7 day free trial
    • You’re here to be clear, confident, and taken seriously.
    • Includes 7-day free trial
    • → Try it for a month. Stay if it helps.
  • Best Value

    Firewall Whisperer

    86$
    Every year
    You're here to burn the firewall.
     7 day free trial
    • Clarity shouldn't require a plug-in
    • Includes 7-day free trial
    • → Your voice matters. Let’s make it count.
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